7 Jokes For Oom

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Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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I tried to make a 'oom' cake, but it was a disaster. It came out 'pfft' instead!
I tried to make a paper plane, but it lacked 'oom' and ended up being a paper rock.
I asked my friend why he bought a parachute. He said, 'Just in case my dance moves make everyone say 'oom' and back away.
I told my dog a joke, and he just stared at me. I guess it didn't have enough 'oom'ph for him!
I thought about getting a job in the bakery, but I didn't have enough 'oom' to rise to the occasion.
My fitness trainer told me to add more 'oomph' to my workout. Now I'm doing jazzercise!
I accidentally swallowed some alphabet soup and now I'm speaking in 'oom'!

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