17 Jokes For One More Time

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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist it. I guess I'll have to fog-ive myself 'one more time.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts 'one more time.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. I guess I'll have to try the real thing 'one more time.
Why did the clock get promoted? It kept going 'one more time'!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of pedaling 'one more time.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one 'one more time.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing 'one more time.

One More Time

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, said Shakespeare. He might as well have said, Let's try this 'one more time' until we either succeed or pass out from trying!

One More Time

I think one more time should come with a disclaimer. You know, like those warning labels on products? Because every time I hear that phrase, I know I'm in for at least three more rounds of whatever I was doing.

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You ever notice how one more time sounds a lot like a broken record? It's that loop that plays right before you realize you're stuck in Groundhog Day, trying to perfect the same task for the umpteenth time.

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I feel like one more time is secretly tattooed on the inner eyelids of every parent. You ask your kid to do something, they pretend they didn't hear you, and then you're stuck in this loop of asking one more time until you're a broken record player.

One More Time

One more time is the ultimate mantra for mistake-makers. It's that hopeful phrase you say before attempting something you've failed at repeatedly. Like, Maybe if I try parallel parking one more time, I'll magically get it right!

One More Time

You know what I love about one more time? It's the universal chant of procrastination. I mean, how many times have we said, Okay, just one more episode, or I'll start my diet... one more time?

One More Time

One more time is the lifeline of fitness enthusiasts. It's that magical incantation we utter when we're halfway through a workout and desperately trying to convince ourselves that we can endure just a little bit more pain.

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You know what I find fascinating? The power of one more time in relationships. It's the phrase that signals the end of an argument... until the next time the dishes aren't done.

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One more time is like that tiny, innocent phrase that holds the key to our eternal optimism. It's the belief that maybe, just maybe, this time will be different... until reality slaps us with the truth!

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You know, one more time is like the theme song of my life. Whether it's hitting the snooze button in the morning or trying to explain to my dog that I've already thrown the ball a hundred times. It's the never-ending anthem of repetition!

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