5 Jokes For One More Time

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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The Dating App Dilemma

Struggling with online dating
My friend said, 'Try Tinder one more time!' I said, 'At this rate, I'm just window shopping for ghostwriters.'

The Forgetful Musician

Forgetting lyrics or chords
Being a forgetful musician is tough. I told my band, 'Let's play 'Hotel California' one more time!' They said, 'We never left, you're just lost in the lobby.'

The Tech Challenged Parent

Dealing with modern gadgets and devices
My kid gifted me a smartwatch. Apparently, it's so smart, it tried convincing me to book a spa day while I was in a panic trying to turn off the alarm.

The Gym Newbie

Struggling with exercise routines
I attempted a push-up again. The floor seemed surprised. It said, 'Wow, you're back already? I thought we agreed you'd stay away.'

The Cooking Disaster Chef

Constantly burning or ruining recipes
I attempted a 'simple' recipe. It said 'Add a pinch of salt.' I think I misheard and added a pinch of chaos instead.

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