7 Jokes For Omnipotent

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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An omnipotent teacher enters the classroom and instantly understands everyone's questions before they're even asked. They say, 'I've mastered the art of preknowledge!'
An omnipotent athlete walks into a sports store and buys the whole shop. The cashier asks, 'Why?' They reply, 'I wanted to raise the bar!'
An omnipotent comedian goes on stage but gets no laughs. They say, 'I guess my humor is out of this world!'
I tried to challenge an omnipotent joke-teller, but they always had the last laugh!
I asked the omnipotent chef for a recipe for success. He said, 'It's all about adding a pinch of confidence and a dash of determination!'
An omnipotent magician walks into a bar and disappears. The bartender says, 'He must've reached his ultimate level of vanishing tricks!'
I tried to challenge an omnipotent chess player, but they already had me in checkmate before I even moved!

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