19 Older Brother Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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Why did the older brother bring a map to the game night? Because he wanted to dominate in 'Sorry'!
Why did the older brother bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the older brother apply for a job at the bakery? He kneaded dough!
Why did the older brother bring a suitcase to the family picnic? He wanted to pack a lunch!
Why did the older brother take up painting? He wanted to brush up on his artistic skills!
Why did the older brother bring a notebook to the gym? To work on his bicep curls!
Why did the older brother bring a shovel to the dinner table? Because he heard it was time to dig in!
Why did the older brother become a gardener? Because he wanted to help things grow, especially his little sibling!
Why did the older brother bring a calendar to the family reunion? To remind everyone who's the big date!

Inherited Wardrobe

Growing up with an older brother means inheriting a wardrobe that's a mix of hand-me-downs and fashion experiments gone wrong. Let's just say, tie-dye pants and neon shirts aren’t exactly timeless classics.

Competition or Cooperation?

Having an older brother means a lifelong debate between competition and cooperation. We compete in everything, from who can eat the most pizza to who can procrastinate longer on household chores. Guess who’s winning?

Brotherly 'Encouragement'

An older brother's encouragement is like a rare gem—except this gem is usually disguised as sarcastic remarks and witty insults. Thanks for keeping my self-esteem in check, bro!

Imaginary Referee

Growing up with an older brother is like being in a never-ending wrestling match where you're both the competitors and the referee. Plus, the rules change every two seconds!

Siblings' Strategic Warfare

Having an older brother is like living in a constant strategic battle. You learn tactics such as using socks as secret weapons or mastering the art of silent retaliation, aka the cold shoulder treatment.

Age-Gap Wisdom

Growing up with an older brother is a bit like having an unofficial mentor. They teach you important life lessons, such as how to blame them for the broken vase even if you were nowhere near it.

The Master of Teasing

You know, having an older brother is like having a professional teaser in the house. They could make a career out of finding your weak spots and exploiting them, but they settled for tormenting you at home instead!

The Original Guineas Pig

Having an older brother is like being the guinea pig in a science experiment called Life. You get to test out all the questionable theories, like, Can a human fly after being pushed off the swing by their brother?

Sibling Rivalry

You know, having an older brother is like having a personal trainer for life. Except, instead of lifting weights, they're just constantly lifting your spirits... by making fun of you!

The 'Almost' Role Model

My older brother was always my role model... well, almost. He showed me what not to do in life, and for that, I’m eternally grateful. Thanks for being the cautionary tale, bro!

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