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At a certain age, your grocery list goes from chips, soda, and pizza to fiber supplements, antacids, and prune juice. Ah, the circle of life!
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Remember when we used to laugh at "dad jokes"? Now those are just called "life observations.
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Isn't it funny how when you're young, you wish you could stay up late? And when you're old, you wish you could just "stay up" without needing a nap?
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Growing old is like becoming a fine wine. Except, instead of getting better with age, you just start to forget where you put the corkscrew.
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Ever notice how as you age, "Happy Hour" starts to mean a cozy nap on the couch?
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You know you're aging when your favorite pastime switches from bungee jumping to remembering where you left your glasses.
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When I was young, I used to dread getting carded at the bar. Now, I get offended when they don't ask for ID. What, do I look 30?
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You know you're aging when your dream vacation involves a heated blanket, a good book, and zero responsibilities.
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You know you're getting old when "all-nighter" means you didn't have to get up to use the bathroom.
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