4 Jokes About Oj Simpson

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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You know, I was thinking about O.J. Simpson the other day. Remember him? The guy had a GPS in his car that must have been manufactured by AcquittalTech. I mean, that thing was top-notch at finding alternate routes. "Avoiding traffic, pedestrians, and murder charges – recalculating route.
So, O.J. Simpson has apparently opened a glove store. Yeah, I can see the slogan now: "If the glove fits, buy six more just to be sure." I mean, who wouldn't want fashion advice from the guy who made leather gloves infamous?
Did you know O.J. Simpson is giving dating advice now? Yeah, he's an expert at "getting away" with things. I can just imagine his tips: "If the date gets awkward, just run through the airport – it worked for me.
Have you heard about O.J. Simpson's new venture into the culinary world? Yeah, he's got a cooking show now. It's called "The Knife's Edge." I'm just waiting for the episode where he teaches you how to make a killer smoothie.

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