16 Jokes About Oj Simpson

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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What's O.J. Simpson's favorite hobby? Rearranging the evidence!
Why did O.J. Simpson visit the bakery? He wanted to get away with a slice!
What's O.J. Simpson's favorite kind of music? Slash metal!
What's O.J. Simpson's favorite kind of puzzle? Jigsaw puzzles - he's an expert at fitting things together!
What's O.J. Simpson's favorite game? Clue - he loves solving mysteries!
What does O.J. Simpson use to fix things around the house? Glove tape!

OJ's New GPS

OJ Simpson was thinking of releasing his own GPS system. You know, gives directions like 'take a left at the crime scene'.

The Juice and the Glove

I heard OJ Simpson wanted to start a clothing line. First item? A glove. Yeah, it's a one-size-doesn't-fit-all kind of deal.

OJ Simpson's New Cookbook

You know OJ Simpson tried writing a cookbook once? Yeah, it was all about slicing and dicing... mainly just the dicing part.

OJ's Juice Stand

You ever think OJ Simpson might open a juice stand? It'd be called 'The Juice is Loose... and freshly squeezed'.

OJ's Fitness Regimen

OJ Simpson is really into fitness now. His favorite workout? Cutting corners and running away.

OJ's Halloween Costume

You think OJ Simpson dresses up for Halloween? Probably goes as a 'slice' of life or something more 'stabby'.

OJ's Pet Peeve

You know what really grinds OJ Simpson's gears? When people say they're 'killing it' in something. Too close to home.

OJ's Dating Profile

I saw OJ Simpson's online dating profile. His bio? 'Looking for someone who can handle a sharp relationship'.

OJ's Social Media Game

OJ Simpson's on social media now. He posted a selfie captioned 'just cutting through the drama' – and by drama, we all know what he means.

OJ's Movie Pitch

OJ Simpson's been pitching movie ideas lately. His latest one? A thriller called 'The Knife in the Back' – surprisingly not autobiographical.

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