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Compliments can be tricky, right? Sometimes people give you compliments that are just a bit off. Like, the other day, someone said to me, "You have a face for radio." I mean, thank you, I guess? It's like a backhanded compliment. Or when they say, "You clean up well." Oh, so what you're saying is, on a regular day, I look like a dumpster fire? Thanks a lot! Maybe we should have a class on giving compliments because some folks need remedial training. "Your jokes are... interesting." Wow, thanks for that off-color compliment!
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Dad jokes, we all love them, right? But my dad takes it to a whole new level. The other day, he tried to tell me a joke, and it went something like this: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" I'm like, "I don't know, Dad, why don't scientists trust atoms?" He goes, "Because they make up everything." I'm thinking, "That joke is so off-color, it's practically invisible!" Dad jokes are a delicate art, and my dad's a Picasso of off-color humor.
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Dating is already a minefield, but then you add in the whole off-color comments thing, and it's a disaster waiting to happen. I went on a date recently, and the person said, "You're not what I expected." Oh, really? Should I have come with a warning label? "Caution: Contents may be off-color." And then they dropped this bomb: "You're an acquired taste." I'm sitting there thinking, "Am I a fine wine or a stinky cheese?" Dating advice: if you're going to give a compliment, make sure it's on the right color palette, not some off-color mess!
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You ever notice how people describe things as "off color"? Like, what does that even mean? Is there an official color chart somewhere that says, "This shade is perfectly acceptable, but oh no, that one over there, that's off color!" I tried to paint my room the other day, and my friend was like, "Be careful with that paint, it's a bit off color." I'm like, "Well, I hope my eyes are colorblind then because I can't tell!" Maybe there's a secret society of colors judging all the other colors. Like, "Oh, you wore that to the party? That's so off color!
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