17 Jokes For Obi Wan

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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How does Obi Wan like his coffee? On the dark side!
What's Obi Wan's favorite board game? Jedi Monopoly – he owns all the properties with the Force!
What's Obi Wan's preferred sushi? Jedi Rolls!
What do you call Obi Wan's hairstyle? A Jedi braid!
What's Obi Wan's favorite candy? Lightsaber Lollipops!
Why did Obi Wan Kenobi become a gardener? Because he has a strong 'Force' when it comes to planting seeds!
What do you call Obi Wan when he's dancing? Obi Wan Two Step!

Obi-Wan's Pizza Philosophy

Obi-Wan tried pizza for the first time. He said, A slice has no name. I told him, It's called pepperoni, Obi. You can't just give it an existential crisis.

Obi-Wan and the GPS

You ever notice how using a GPS is like having Obi-Wan Kenobi as your co-pilot? Turn left, you must. I'm just waiting for it to say, Traffic, you will face. Patience, you must have.

Obi-Wan's Lightsaber Malfunction

Obi-Wan's lightsaber has issues. Mid-battle, it just goes, I've got a bad feeling about this, and shuts off. Dude, we're fighting Sith Lords, not dealing with your mood swings!

Obi-Wan at the Grocery Store

Grocery shopping with Obi-Wan is a disaster. I'm standing in the snack aisle, and he's like, Feel the Force, choose wisely. Dude, I just want some potato chips, not a life-changing decision!

Obi-Wan's Coffee Addiction

Obi-Wan at a coffee shop is something else. He goes, The brew is strong with this one. Yeah, Obi, it's called an espresso. It's not the Force; it's just caffeine.

Obi-Wan's Social Media Wisdom

Obi-Wan joined Instagram. His first post? In the force, hashtags matter not. Sorry, Obi, but on this platform, they kinda do. #OutOfTouchJedi

Obi-Wan's Karaoke Night

Obi-Wan at karaoke is a disaster. He starts singing, I Will Survive, but changes it to The Force Will Survive. Dude, it's a breakup song, not a Jedi anthem.

Obi-Wan's DIY Projects

Obi-Wan's into DIY projects. He tried fixing my sink, saying, The Force flows through pipes. Now I have a leak, and I'm pretty sure the Force isn't an acceptable payment method for the plumber.

Obi-Wan's Dating Advice

Got relationship problems? Just imagine Obi-Wan giving dating advice: If ghosted you have been, the Force, you must trust. Thanks, Obi, but I need more than Jedi mind tricks for my love life!

Obi-Wan's Jedi Yoga

Obi-Wan's into yoga now. I walked in on him doing the Jedi Warrior pose. I was like, Dude, that's not yoga; that's just standing there with a lightsaber. You're not fooling anyone.

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