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Obi Wan's Hair Stylist
Keeping Obi Wan's beard and hair impeccably neat despite constant battles.
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Obi Wan's hair routine involves a lightsaber, apparently. He told me, "A Jedi's weapon deserves a Jedi's hair." I'm just here to remind him that we're in a salon, not a battlefront.
Obi Wan's Personal Chef
Trying to cook for Obi Wan, who is always on a mission and refuses to eat anything but "a meal of destiny."
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Obi Wan insists that every meal must have a dramatic entrance. I asked if he'd like a salad, and he said, "Only if it arrives with a sense of foreboding." I'm just a chef, not a culinary psychic.
The Droid Repair Technician on the Millennium Falcon
Fixing the Millennium Falcon while Obi Wan keeps saying, "It's an older code, but it checks out."
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Obi Wan insists on using the Force to help with repairs. I told him, "We don't need your Jedi mind tricks; we need a wrench!" He replied, "This Falcon has a mind of its own." Yeah, a stubborn one.
The Jedi Council's Therapist
Dealing with Obi Wan's constant "I have a bad feeling about this" vibes.
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Obi Wan insists on talking about his feelings using only Star Wars quotes. I asked him if he's anxious, and he replied, "I find your lack of faith disturbing." I just wanted a simple "yes" or "no.
Obi Wan's GPS System
Navigating the galaxy with Obi Wan's constant insistence on taking the path less traveled.
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Obi Wan insists on exploring every unknown planet. I told him, "There might be dangers," and he replied, "I have a bad feeling about playing it safe." Great, I guess we're taking the scenic route through Sith territory.
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