4 Nurse Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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Let's talk about the logic of nurses. Now, I'm no medical expert, but I swear nurses have their own unique brand of reasoning. You'll tell them you're in excruciating pain, and they'll respond with, "Have you tried drinking water?"
Water! As if H2O is the magical cure for a broken
You ever notice how nurses seem to have this superhuman ability to multitask? They'll be checking your vitals, typing away on the computer, answering the phone, all while having a full-blown conversation with you. It's like they've got octopus DNA or something!
I mean, they're basically juggling more tasks than
Ever tried to decode nurse language? They have their own secret code that they're fluent in, but the rest of us? We're left feeling like we're in a foreign country without a translation app.
They'll say things like, "We'll need to do a CBC, BMP, and a CMP, then follow
You know, I have immense respect for nurses. They're like the superheroes of the hospital. But have you ever tried to get a nurse's attention when you're in the hospital? It's like playing a game of "Where's Waldo?" with someone who's mastered the art of disappearing.
You'll be lying there,

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