5 Nurse Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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The Veteran Nurse

Dealing with medical mysteries and veteran eye-rolls
My poker face is so good; I once diagnosed a patient's rare condition before the doctor did. I should get a medal for my "What on earth is this?" face.

The Overworked Nurse

Juggling more tasks than a circus performer
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my patients would prefer antibiotics right now. Laughter won't cure that broken leg!

The Night Shift Nurse

Fighting sleep more than fighting illnesses
I've mastered the art of walking quietly. I move through the hospital at night like a ninja, except my weapon of choice is a clipboard, not a sword.

The Emergency Room Nurse

Trying to remain calm in the chaos
The ER waiting room feels like a game show where everyone is a contestant, and the prize is getting a free set of crutches. It's the hottest ticket in town!

The Newbie Nurse

Navigating the medical world like a GPS without a signal
I accidentally used super glue instead of regular glue for a patient's bandage. Now he's the proud owner of the world's first permanent bandage. You're welcome, sir!

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