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Why did November 12th, 2018, feel overwhelmed? It had too many 'date' requests!
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Why did November 12th, 2018, avoid the other dates? They were just too 'date'ing!
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Why did November 12th, 2018, avoid making plans? It didn't want to 'date' anyone else!
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Why was November 12th, 2018, such a smooth 'date'? It knew how to make time fly!
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Why did the calendar go to therapy on November 12th, 2018? It had too many dates!
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Why did the clock break on November 12th, 2018? It couldn't handle the extra 'date' load!
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Why did November 12th, 2018, stand out? It was the 'date' that stole the show!
Reality TV
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I was watching reality TV, and they said it's the most authentic representation of life. If that's true, then my life consists of arguing with my fridge about why it's always empty!
Online Dating Chronicles
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Ever tried online dating? It's like shopping for produce. You scroll through profiles, thinking, That one looks ripe for a conversation. But sometimes you end up with a rotten tomato who claims he's organic!
The Struggles of Modern Tech
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You know, I tried to use voice recognition software the other day. I said, Remind me to pick up milk, and it replied, Did you mean, 'Join the silk'? Because that's a weird yoga position!
Coffee Shop Quirks
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I walked into a coffee shop, and the barista asked, Do you want your coffee 'sustainable'? I said, Just make it so I can sustain being awake till 5 PM without collapsing, okay?
Fast Food Follies
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Fast food chains keep introducing healthier options. I went to one and ordered a salad. It came with a side of regret and a dressing of denial!
Fashion Faux Pas
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Fashion today is weird. I saw a guy wearing shoes that light up when he walks. I thought, Is he going for a jog or signaling a spaceship?
Fitness Fads and Woes
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Have you seen those new fitness gadgets? There's a machine that promises abs in 30 days. I tried it. Thirty days later, I still had my abs, but now they're covered in dust under the bed!
Parenting Paradox
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Parents these days are so competitive. I overheard one say, My kid's in advanced algebra. I wanted to reply, Well, mine can turn the TV on without a remote. Who's the real genius here?
Traffic Tales
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Traffic in the city is so bad; I saw a guy set up a small garden in the middle of a jam. He said, Might as well grow something while waiting. Anyone have tomatoes?
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