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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C they're after!
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Why did the scarecrow become notorious? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the notorious pencil refuse to write? It didn't want to draw any attention to itself! 😄
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Why did the broom become notorious at school? It was always sweeping up good grades!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was too notorious. It was a waist of time!
Notorious New Year's Resolutions
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New Year's resolutions are the most notorious promises we make to ourselves and promptly break. I decided to be more adventurous this year. So far, the most daring thing I've done is try a new flavor of potato chips. Baby steps, right?
Notorious Morning People
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I envy those notorious morning people who wake up at the crack of dawn, singing with the birds. My morning routine is more like negotiating a peace treaty with my alarm clock, hoping it won't hit the snooze button first.
The Notorious Blender
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You ever notice how blenders are like the notorious gangsters of the kitchen? One minute they're quietly sitting on the countertop, and the next, they're creating a whirlwind of chaos. I call mine Al Capuccino - it's always stirring up trouble!
Notorious Diet Cheat Days
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They say cheat days are essential for a diet, but mine have become so notorious that even my refrigerator gives me judgmental looks. It's like, Oh, look who's back for the 47th cheat day this month. Welcome to the binge-eating hall of fame!
Notoriously Late
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I'm not saying I'm always late, but if my life had a theme song, it would be composed by a clock. I'm so notorious for being tardy that even time itself rolls its eyes when I show up.
Notorious Typos
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You know you're in trouble when autocorrect becomes the notorious villain in your texts. I sent a message saying, I'll be there in a few minutes, and it changed it to, I'll be there in a few martinis. Now my friends think I'm both unreliable and a secret drinker.
Notorious Pet Hair
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Having a pet is like having a furry, four-legged roommate who leaves their mark everywhere. My dog's hair has become so notorious that I'm pretty sure it has its own zip code. I'm just living in its hairy kingdom.
Notorious Grocery Lists
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Making a grocery list is like creating a notorious wish list that reality promptly crushes. I write down kale, quinoa, and almond milk, but end up leaving the store with cookies, chips, and a suspiciously large bag of gummy bears. It's like my shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Notorious Socks
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Why are socks like the notorious criminals of the laundry world? I always start with a matching pair, but by the end of the day, one of them has managed to escape, leaving me with an oddball duo. It's like I'm running a sock prison break in my own house.
Notorious WiFi
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Is it just me, or is WiFi the most notorious drama queen of technology? It's either super fast, making you feel like you're in the future, or it decides to take a break, leaving you stranded in the technological equivalent of the Stone Age. It's like having an unreliable friend who only shows up when they feel like it.
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