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Being notorious is like having a superpower – the ability to make everyone in the room suddenly become an expert at avoiding eye contact.
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Ever notice how being notorious is a lot like being a human GPS? People are constantly asking you for directions, but deep down, you're just winging it.
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You know you're notorious when people start using your name as a verb. "I totally just pulled a [Your Name] at the office party – spilled coffee on the boss and tripped over the copier. Classic.
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You know you're notorious when your alarm clock doesn't even bother with the typical beep; it just sighs and says, "Not this again.
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Being notorious means you're the go-to person for advice, whether you're qualified or not. It's like, "Hey, I heard you crashed three weddings last month. Got any relationship tips?
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Being notorious is like having a personal theme song, but instead of a catchy melody, it's more like the sound of a creaky door slowly opening whenever you walk into a room.
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You know you're notorious when even your GPS says, "Recalculating... seriously, again?
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Ever notice how being notorious is a lot like owning a cat? You think you're in control until you realize it's the cat who decides when to show affection or knock stuff off the table.
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Being notorious is like being the human equivalent of a Wi-Fi hotspot – everyone's connected to your drama, whether they want to be or not.
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