5 Jokes For None

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Gym Enthusiast

The struggle to stay fit
I asked the personal trainer for abs, and he gave me an ab-stract explanation about diet and exercise. I just wanted a six-pack, not a dissertation.

Pet Owner

Dealing with a mischievous pet
My parrot learned to imitate my alarm clock perfectly. Now, every morning, I wake up to the sound of my own voice yelling, "Five more minutes!

Dating Life

Navigating the world of online dating
My online dating profile says, "I'm looking for someone who enjoys long walks, deep conversations, and paying for half of the dinner bill." Surprisingly, no takers.

Office Worker

Dealing with annoying coworkers
I told my coworker a joke to lighten the mood, but all I got was a memo about inappropriate workplace humor.

Home Chef

Cooking disasters
I followed a recipe that said, "Let it simmer for 20 minutes." After 20 minutes, it was still simmering, but my patience was boiling over.

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