8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For ninety

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Why did the number ninety apply for a job? It wanted to be a perfect '10' at everything!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I asked my grandma what the secret to a long life is. She said, 'Always act ninety years old before breakfast!

I told my friend a joke about elevators. It had its ups and downs!

I'm not saying I'm old, but my birth certificate is in Roman numerals, and it starts with 'XC'!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I asked my dog how old he is. He said, 'In dog years, I'm about ninety, but I still feel like a pup!

I told my friend a joke about construction. It's still under construction!

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