8 Jokes For Ninety

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Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker, and I'm rolling in the 'ninety'!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being 'ninety' degrees all the time!
I told my friend I could do a push-up. They asked, 'How many?' I said, 'Ninety, but I'm not counting!
I wanted to join the gym, but I thought it said 'gin.' Now that's a workout I can get behind!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being 'ninety' degrees all the time!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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