8+ Best One Liners Jokes For niche

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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