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Have you ever noticed that NFL players have the best poker faces? They could be planning world domination or just thinking about their grocery list, and we'd never know.
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Watching an NFL game with friends is like participating in a support group for emotional instability. We're all in it together, yelling at the screen and questioning the referee's eyesight.
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I love how commentators use football terminology in everyday life. "I just scored a touchdown with that presentation!" I tried that at work once, and HR called a timeout on my career.
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The NFL draft is like a reverse auction where teams bid on the next big thing. I wish life had a draft; imagine choosing your friends and colleagues like fantasy football players.
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NFL halftime shows are like the intermission at a circus. Suddenly, there's a burst of entertainment with cheerleaders, mascots, and marching bands, and you forget there's a game happening.
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The NFL has more rules than my grandmother's recipe book. I mean, can someone explain what a "neutral zone infraction" is without putting me to sleep?
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I love how football players celebrate touchdowns like they just discovered the cure for a common cold. Dude, you caught a ball; you're not reinventing the wheel.
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The NFL is like a real-life soap opera. There's drama, suspense, and occasionally, someone gets dramatically injured and makes a surprising comeback a few episodes later.
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I find it amusing how coaches wear headsets on the sidelines during games. Are they taking important calls from the football gods? "Hey, Zeus, should we go for a pass or a run on this one?
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