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What do NFL players do when they're nervous about the draft? They tackle their fears!
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Why did the football player bring a ladder to the NFL Draft? He wanted to be a first-round pick!
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What did the football say to the NFL Draft? I'm ready to kick off my career!
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What do you call it when a quarterback gets drafted? A pass-port to the NFL!
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What's an NFL player's favorite type of music during the draft? Draft-n-B!'
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How do NFL players stay cool during the draft? They have fans everywhere!
Drafted or Dumped?
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The NFL Draft is basically a televised job interview where millions of people get to witness your reaction to either being chosen or rejected. It's like the world's most intense game of relationship status updates. In a relationship with the Dallas Cowboys or It's complicated with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Draft Day Fashion Faux Pas
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I was watching the NFL Draft, and these guys walk in with suits more expensive than my car. I'm over here just trying not to spill nacho cheese on my jersey. If I wore a suit that expensive, I'd have to draft a financial advisor first!
Drafted by a Team or a Tinder Profile?
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Getting drafted in the NFL is a lot like swiping right on Tinder. You're judging people based on a few stats, hoping they won't turn out to be a bust, and secretly wishing they come with a better defense.
Draft Picks and Chubby Chips
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The NFL Draft is so intense. These players are waiting to hear their names called like they're in a game of musical chairs. I've never seen people so excited about being chosen since the last time I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet and they brought out fresh chubby chips!
Drafting QBs and Dysfunctional Relationships
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Teams in the NFL Draft are like people in dysfunctional relationships. They keep drafting quarterbacks, hoping this one will finally be the one. It's like, No, Jacksonville, a new QB won't fix all your problems. Maybe try couples counseling?
Fantasy Football's Awkward Cousin
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Fantasy football is so mainstream now. It's like the NFL Draft is its awkward cousin who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner and tries to impress everyone by picking the perfect mashed potato position.
NFL Draft and the Psychology of Booing
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Why do people boo at the NFL Draft? It's like, Congratulations, you're now a millionaire, and thousands of people are expressing their love for you by aggressively yelling. Welcome to the NFL!
NFL Draft Drama
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Have you guys heard about the NFL Draft? It's like the league's way of saying, Let's gather a bunch of really fit guys in expensive suits, put them in a room, and watch grown men stress out more than when they're facing a fourth and inches!
Draft Day Trades and Bad Breakups
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The NFL Draft is all about trades. It's like the league's version of a bad breakup. Hey, I'll give you my first-round pick if you promise not to date my ex-team and beat us in the playoffs.
Draft Day Dreams vs. Reality
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These players have been dreaming of the NFL since they were kids. Little did they know that their childhood dreams included sitting in a green room, nervously checking their phones, and wondering if they'll end up in a city with good barbecue.
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