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The Couch Potato Analyst
When you have strong opinions on players while sitting on the couch eating potato chips.
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I've got this elaborate spreadsheet ranking all the players, their strengths, weaknesses, and, most importantly, their snack preferences. Because if you can't handle hot wings, you're not making it in the NFL.
The Die-Hard Optimist
Always hopeful that this year's draft will turn the team's fortunes around.
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My optimism during the NFL draft is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. It might not make logical sense, but darn it, I believe in miracles!
The Confused Significant Other
Trying to understand the excitement while having zero knowledge of football.
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I asked my significant other which team they support, and they said, "The one with the cool logo." I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to pick a team, but hey, who am I to judge?
The Overzealous Fan
When your team's pick doesn't match your fantasy draft strategy.
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I draft players in my fantasy team hoping they'll perform like superheroes. But during the NFL draft, my team acts more like they got their powers from a faulty genie.
The Casual Viewer
Wondering why people are making such a big fuss about a bunch of guys getting picked.
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My idea of a draft involves cold beer and a pub, not flowcharts and statistics. If they handed out trophies for the most confused spectator, I'd be a repeat champion every year.
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