7 Jokes For New Yorker

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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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I asked a New Yorker if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'Only when the subway is eerily quiet!
Why did the New Yorker bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked a New Yorker if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'Of course, every time I see a pizza!
Why did the New Yorker become a gardener? They wanted to see if they could make the city bloom!
Why did the New Yorker apply for a job at the bakery? They wanted to make some dough in the city!
What did one skyscraper say to the other? 'Stop looking down on me, I've got a height complex!' That's a true New Yorker!
Why did the New Yorker bring a pencil to the Statue of Liberty? To draw some inspiration!

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