7 Jokes For New York Times

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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Why did the New York Times cross the road? To get the scoop on the other side!
Why did the New York Times fire their photographer? They always focused on the negatives!
Why was the New York Times writer always calm? They knew how to keep their paragraphs in 'column'!
Why did the New York Times send their best reporter to the bakery? They wanted the freshest news on 'bread'!
What do you call a New York Times writer with a cold? A sick 'column-ist'!
What did the New York Times journalist say to the marathon runner? 'You're ahead in every 'issue'!
Why did the New York Times reporter always carry a map? To find 'new angles' for their stories!

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