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My neighbor claims he has a degree in psychology. I asked him to analyze me. He said, 'You're crazy if you think I'm qualified.
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My neighbor challenged me to a staring contest. Little does he know, I've been practicing since the last time he knocked on my door at 2 AM.
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My neighbor challenged me to a dance-off. I told him, 'You may have the moves, but I've got the property line!
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 AM. Can you believe that? 2 AM! Luckily for him, I was already up playing the drums.
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My neighbor told me he's learning to play the guitar. I said, 'That's music to my ears.' Then he played, and I realized I might need earplugs.
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I asked my neighbor if he could keep an eye on my house. Now I have to explain to the police why he's dressed as a ninja in my backyard.
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