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Why did the scarecrow become best friends with his neighbor? They were outstanding in their field!
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My neighbor found out I was a baker and asked if I could make him a cake shaped like his favorite animal. I said, 'Sure, it's a piece of cake!
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I found out my neighbor has a secret talent for making balloon animals. I guess you could say he's really blown up in the neighborhood!
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Why did the bicycle fall over in the driveway? Because it was two-tired from dealing with the neighbor's drama!
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I told my neighbor I could make a belt out of watches. He said, 'That's a waist of time.' I replied, 'It's a timely fashion statement!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! And the neighbor watering the garden in a speedo.
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My neighbor thinks he's a tree expert. I asked him how he knows so much. He said, 'I've been leafing through a lot of books.
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I told my neighbor I could make a belt out of watches. He said, 'That's a waist of time.' I replied, 'It's a timely fashion statement!
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My neighbor is convinced they're a secret agent. They've got surveillance cameras everywhere. I asked if they caught any criminals, and they said, 'No, but I've got every pizza delivery on record.'
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My neighbor invited me to their 'Zen meditation garden.' It's just a bunch of rocks and a sign that says 'Quiet Zone.' I told them, 'If you want real peace and quiet, try moving to the countryside – or at least invest in some noise-canceling headphones!'
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I tried to be a good neighbor and offered to mow my neighbor's lawn. Turns out, they're really into crop circles. Now the Homeowners' Association thinks I'm part of an alien landscaping team.
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My neighbor is obsessed with their garden gnomes. I asked if they're expecting a gnome invasion. They said, 'No, just preparing for the day when they finally reveal themselves as the rulers of the backyard.'
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I asked my neighbor if they could turn down the music. They handed me a pair of earplugs and said, 'Welcome to the neighborhood symphony – where every day is a rock concert.'
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My neighbor has a dog that barks at the wind. I asked if they're considering obedience training. They said, 'Nah, I'm just waiting for him to audition for America's Got Talent.'
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I thought I was being neighborly by inviting them to my barbecue. Next thing I know, they're critiquing my grilling technique like they're Gordon Ramsay. I just wanted to flip burgers, not audition for the culinary Olympics!
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My neighbor is so nosy, they've got a Ph.D. in eavesdropping. I can't even open a bag of chips without them sending a drone to check out the flavor!
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My neighbor borrowed my lawnmower and returned it without any gas. I didn't know I was participating in a community fitness program called 'Push Your Mower Home.'
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