16 Jokes For Natural Blonde

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Updated on: Jul 02 2025

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What's a natural blonde's favorite class? Sunlight 101 – we excel in bright subjects!
Why did the natural blonde get a job at the bakery? She heard they kneaded someone with a light touch!
Why did the natural blonde bring a pencil to the party? In case she wanted to draw attention!
Why did the natural blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the natural blonde become a detective? She had a knack for solving 'light' mysteries!
What do you call a group of natural blondes? A bright idea!

Golden Locks

I tried to tell people that my golden locks were a result of years of sunlight, but honestly, I think I just got sunburned on my scalp!

Blonde Moments

People say I have blonde moments, but hey, at least I can blame my hair color. What's your excuse for forgetting where you left your keys?

Blonde Ambitions

My ambitions in life? Get through a week without hearing a blonde joke. But you know what they say, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... and then outwit them!

Dye-ing Process

You know what they say about blondes having more fun? Well, they clearly haven't seen me trying to dye my hair back after a DIY mishap. That's more like an action thriller!

Dumb Blonde? Nah!

People assume being a natural blonde means you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. But hey, I can differentiate between a hairbrush and a microphone, most of the time.

Shampoo Shenanigans

They make special shampoos for blonde hair to keep it bright. I tried it once, and now my hair's so bright, it's the leading cause of the neighborhood's power outage!

Blonde Logic

Ever try to explain something to a natural blonde? It's like teaching a fish to ride a bicycle. But hey, we might not get it right away, but we'll laugh our way through the confusion!

Natural Blonde

You know, being a natural blonde is like being a member of a secret club. Only the sun and a bottle of hair dye really know our true colors!

Sun-Kissed or Not

I told my friend, I'm naturally sun-kissed! She replied, Looks more like the sun's trying to give you a good handshake.

Roots and Revelations

They say roots are where you come from, but for me, roots are where my hair decides to betray me every six weeks!

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