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Growing up a natural blonde, I felt like a rare Pokémon. Friends would stare at me and say, "I've never seen one in the wild before!" Yeah, we're elusive, like the golden retrievers of the human world.
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Natural blondes have a unique superpower – we can spot a bottle of peroxide from a mile away. It's like our spidey senses tingle, but instead of danger, it's just a questionable hair color choice.
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I recently discovered that being a natural blonde is a bit like being a chameleon. I can blend in with any group until someone starts talking about hair care routines, and then I'm like, "Uh, I just hope shampoo does its thing, you know?
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You know, being a natural blonde has its perks. People always assume you're carefree and laid-back. Little do they know, my mind is like a never-ending to-do list, and my hair color has nothing to do with my stress levels!
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You ever notice how being a natural blonde is like having a secret club membership? We just walk around, making eye contact, and thinking, "Yep, fellow member, got those roots to prove it!
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Being a natural blonde is like having a built-in lie detector. If someone claims to be a natural blonde but has a salon appointment every two weeks, I'm like, "Sweetie, your roots are giving away more secrets than WikiLeaks!
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Natural blondes have this unspoken connection. We see each other from across the room, exchange a nod, and silently agree that our hair color is the source of both our strength and occasional confusion.
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Being a natural blonde is a constant battle between the sun trying to lighten your hair and your mom insisting on sunscreen. It's like, "Mom, I appreciate the UV protection, but can we not interfere with my natural highlights, please?
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Have you ever noticed that people treat you differently when they find out you're a natural blonde? It's like they expect you to burst into spontaneous laughter and break into a musical number at any given moment. News flash, folks: I'm not legally obligated to be a walking rom-com!
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