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Why did the Native American wear feathers in his hair? To keep a good 'pluck' on life!
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What do you call a Native American who can't stop bouncing? A pogo Pawnee!
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Why did the Native American open a bakery? He wanted to make some 'reservation' rolls!
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Why did the Native American bring a pillow to the powwow? In case he wanted to take a nap-ache!
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Why did the Native American bring a map to the desert? In case he got lost in his own 'tribe'les!
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Why did the Native American break up with his calculator? It couldn't teepee up.
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Why did the Native American bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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I tried to join a Native American drum circle once, but I couldn't keep up. They were playing in 4/4 time, and I was stuck in 1492!
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I dated a Native American once, and whenever we argued, she'd bring up her ancestors' resilience and connection to nature. I couldn't compete with centuries of emotional wisdom, so I just started planting trees to make amends!
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I visited a Native American casino and lost all my money. They should call it 'Taking a Wampum on Your Wallet!'
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I went to a Native American restaurant, and they had a dish called 'Reservation Reservations.' Turns out, it's just a table for two with a side of guilt for not making a reservation!
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I went to a Native American comedy show, and the opening act was a stand-up tree. Tough crowd, but the leaves were falling off with laughter!
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I went camping with some Native American friends, and they showed me how to start a fire without matches. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling with my lighter like it's a Rubik's Cube!
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I asked a Native American friend for directions, and he said, 'Just follow the buffalo.' I'm still stuck in traffic behind a herd of them!
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I tried to impress a Native American friend with my wilderness survival skills. I built a shelter out of twigs and leaves. He called it 'Airbnb for squirrels.'
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I tried to learn a Native American dance, but my version looked more like the cha-cha-cha meets a rain dance. Let's just say I'm not invited to powwows anymore!
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