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You ever notice how when you're in history class, they spend like two weeks on the pilgrims and then just rush through everything else? It's like, "Alright, Native Americans, quick summary: they were here, now back to powdered wigs!
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Ever think about how Native Americans had these amazing spiritual connections with nature, and now we're over here trying to find our phone chargers? I can't even connect with my WiFi half the time.
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I tried camping once, thinking I'd channel my inner Native American. Turns out, my idea of "roughing it" is no room service. They were out there living off the land, and I'm like, "Can we order pizza?
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I was watching a documentary about Native American ceremonies, and it hit me - they had powwows, we have office parties. Same energy, just different dress codes.
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You know, we often talk about "Indian summer," but I've never seen any Native Americans hosting a barbecue in late September. Maybe they're just better at keeping it low-key.
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I admire Native American craftsmanship. I mean, they were creating beautiful pottery and intricate beadwork. Meanwhile, I struggle to assemble IKEA furniture without ending up with extra screws.
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Have you ever thought about the fact that we name sports teams after Native American tribes? I can't imagine the team meetings in heaven. "Alright guys, today we're facing the 'Spirit Guides.' Let's hope they're on our side!
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I read that Native Americans had a deep connection to the earth. Meanwhile, I'm over here apologizing to my plants for forgetting to water them. "I'm sorry, little buddy, I got distracted by Netflix.
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You ever notice how Native American names are often inspired by nature, like Running Bear or Sitting Bull? Meanwhile, I struggle to come up with a creative Wi-Fi network name.
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