7+ Best One Liners Jokes For my girlfriend broke up with me

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My ex-girlfriend said I lack spontaneity. I'll surprise her with my change... when I feel like it.

My ex-girlfriend accused me of being too serious. Well, jokes on her; I'm seriously funny!

My ex-girlfriend called me a procrastinator. Well, I'll prove her wrong... eventually.

My ex-girlfriend said I was addicted to the internet. I'm not buying it; I just Google a lot.

My ex-girlfriend said I was too immersed in books. Well, I'll close that chapter of my life.

My ex-girlfriend said I was too obsessed with geography. I told her she's just being a little map-critical.

My ex-girlfriend claimed I was too indecisive. Well, maybe I am, but then again, maybe I'm not.

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