8+ Best One Liners my best friend Jokes

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My best friend tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.

My best friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

My best friend and I are so close, we finish each other's sentences. He just doesn't know it yet.

My best friend and I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

My best friend started a band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't got a gig.

My best friend said I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged him.

My best friend tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

My best friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said, '40.

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