8 Musicians Drummers Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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Why did the drummer go to therapy? He had too many issues with his hi-hat relationship.
Why did the drummer become a gardener? He had a natural talent for planting beats.
What's a drummer's favorite type of car? A stick shift!
Why did the drummer break up with the metronome? He needed space and time to find his own rhythm in life.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have machines for that, but it must be in 4/4 time!
What do you call a drummer who can't keep a steady job? Unemployed – but with great timing!
How does a drummer practice safe percussion? By using drum protection, of course!
Why did the drummer start cooking? He wanted to create some banging dishes!

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