5 Musicians Drummers Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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The Lead Singer

Trying to outshine the rest of the band
I asked the lead singer why they have such a big ego. They said, "Well, when you're competing with drummers, you have to beat them at their own game – being loud and obnoxious!

The Keyboardist

Struggling to be heard over the louder instruments
I asked a keyboardist how they handle being overlooked. They said, "I just turn up the volume until they realize I'm the one making the band sound like a spaceship taking off.

The Guitarist

Battling with other guitarists for the best solo
Dating a guitarist is like playing a game of musical chairs. You never know when they're going to switch from acoustic to electric and leave you without a seat.

The Drummer

Dealing with constant drummer jokes
I asked a drummer why they became a musician. They said, "I wanted to prove I could handle a steady relationship. You know, with the bassist, guitarist, and the occasional fling with the keyboardist.

The Bassist

Being overshadowed by flashy guitarists and showy frontmen
Why did the bassist start playing music? Because they heard that in a band, the bassist gets all the groupies who appreciate the subtle things in life, like a good bassline.

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