7 Jokes For Mri Machine

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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What did one MRI machine say to the other? 'I feel a real connection between us—it must be magnetic!
I told the MRI machine it was my first time, and it said, 'Don't worry, I'm a pro at finding the funny bone!
What's an MRI machine's favorite type of humor? Anything with a good magnetic pull!
I asked the MRI technician if they ever get tired of their job. They replied, 'Nope, it's always an attractive experience!
I tried to tell a joke to the MRI machine, but it just wasn't amused—it couldn't find the humor in the magnetic field!
I asked the MRI machine if it had any good jokes. It replied, 'I'm all about clean humor; nothing dirty in my scans!
I thought about telling a joke while in the MRI machine, but then I realized it's not the best place for stand-up comedy—it's more of a lie-down gig!

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