4 Jokes For Mri Machine

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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You ever been to the doctor and they're like, "Hey, we need to check what's going on inside you. Let's throw you in the MRI machine!" I mean, seriously, that thing is like a sci-fi torture chamber. You step into this claustrophobic tube, they give you earplugs, and then it
So, I'm lying there in the MRI machine, and they hand me a hospital gown. Now, I don't know who designs these things, but they clearly didn't consult with anyone who understands the concept of personal dignity. It's like a fashion show for the medically vulnerable.
I'm trying to figure
So, I'm lying in the MRI machine, and they tell me to relax. Relax? Have you heard the symphony that thing starts playing? It's like the world's worst DJ got a hold of a jackhammer and decided to remix it with a chainsaw.
I'm lying there, trying to make sense
You know, they tell you to close your eyes and relax during an MRI. But have they ever tried meditating in a tube that sounds like it's about to blast off to Mars? It's like trying to find inner peace in the middle of a construction site.
I'm there, attempting

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