7 Jokes For Mountain Lion

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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I tried to tell a mountain lion a joke, but it just gave me a disdainful glare. Guess my humor is too 'wild' for it!
I asked the mountain lion if it wanted to join my book club. It declined, saying it preferred a good tail over a good tale!
Why did the mountain lion start a band? It wanted to make some rockin' tunes and become a meow-sician!
I tried to make a deal with a mountain lion. It agreed, but only if I threw in a few mountain gazelles as well!
How do mountain lions communicate in the digital age? They use WiFildlife!
What did the mountain lion say to its friend after a successful hunting trip? 'I'm not lion, it was a pawsitively purrfect day!
Why did the mountain lion become a musician? It had a natural talent for playing the cat-ar!

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