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Wildlife Photographer
Desire to capture the elusive mountain lion on camera
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When people say, 'The camera loves you,' I'm pretty sure they haven't met a mountain lion. They're more into 'camera-shy' and 'threatening lawsuits if you post their unflattering angle.'
Pet Owner
Confusion between owning a domestic cat and encountering a mountain lion
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People say, 'Once you go big cat, you never go back.' To clarify, seeing a mountain lion does make you reconsider your choice of jogging routes.
Animal Behaviorist
Studying the habits of mountain lions without becoming their snack
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I've spent years deciphering the language of mountain lions. Turns out, 'roar' roughly translates to 'Can you direct me to the nearest vegetarian restaurant? I'm on a diet.'
Hiker
Fear of encountering a mountain lion while hiking
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Meeting a mountain lion on a hike is like an unplanned reunion with an ex. You're scared, you hope they've changed, but deep down, you know they're still capable of ruining your day.
Park Ranger
Balancing public safety with preserving the mountain lion's habitat
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My daily struggle? Convincing joggers that breaking the land speed record might not be the best reaction when they see a mountain lion. Trust me, you're not Usain Bolt, and that cat's definitely faster.
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