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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It said the relationship lacked the motion of the ocean.
Wave Woes
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The motion of the ocean sounds romantic, doesn't it? Well, until you're on a tiny boat getting tossed around like a salad in a hurricane. My idea of a romantic cruise is not feeling like I'm auditioning for a role in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Rocking the Boat
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People talk about the motion of the ocean like it's some kind of dance. Well, I've got two left feet, and the ocean seems to have a thing for the cha-cha. I tried to impress my date with a moonwalk on the deck, and now I'm known as the guy who invented the sea shuffle.
High Tide, Low Expectations
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They say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Well, my boat must be compensating for something because the ocean's been throwing tantrums that would put a toddler to shame. I've started calling it the High Tide, Low Expectations cruise.
Aqua-therapy
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They say the motion of the ocean is therapeutic. Well, if rocking back and forth like a human metronome is therapeutic, sign me up for oceanic rehab. I'll take my therapy without the side order of seasickness, thank you very much.
Love Boat, Tiny Float
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The motion of the ocean is all fun and games until you realize your cruise ship is more like a floating sardine can. They should rename those romantic cruises Love Rafts. Nothing says I love you like trying not to capsize every time you lean in for a kiss.
Tidal Tantrums
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They say the motion of the ocean can be calming, but have you ever tried to sunbathe on a beach where the waves have a personal vendetta against your towel? I've had more sand in my swimsuit than a desert nomad during a sandstorm.
Buoy Band
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The motion of the ocean is like being in a constant battle with gravity. It's like I'm in a perpetual game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, it's buoys, and instead of music, it's the sound of me trying not to fall overboard.
Sailor's Yoga
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I heard someone say, It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Well, I've been doing some involuntary yoga moves on my boat that would make a yogi jealous. Forget downward dog; I've mastered the art of the sideways seafarer. Namaste afloat!
Fishy Business
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They say it's all about the motion of the ocean, but have you ever tried fishing in rough waters? It's like the fish are out there doing synchronized swimming, and I'm just trying to get my bait to join the routine. I've become the choreographer of the seafood ballet.
Sea Secrets
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You ever hear that saying, It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean? Well, I recently tried sailing, and let me tell you, my boat was so small it had a lifeguard on board. I asked him if we'd hit an iceberg, and he said, Nah, we'll just call it a refreshing swim break!
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