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Motion of the ocean," they say. Well, I've been on some seas that felt more like a bumpy bus ride than a sensual, rhythmic dance. I guess the ocean missed the memo about smooth, romantic motions.
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Someone once told me, "Size doesn't matter; it's all about the motion of the ocean." That's easy to say when you're talking about love and not trying to parallel park a yacht in a crowded marina.
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I've been told, "Don't worry, it's all about the motion of the ocean." But you know what? I've been on ferries smoother than some people's attempts at creating romantic waves. It's like they're aiming for a motion picture, but we end up with a shaky home video.
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The next time someone tells you it's all about the motion of the ocean, ask them if they'd still feel that way on a small rowboat in the middle of a thunderstorm. Suddenly, that motion might not seem so poetic anymore.
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It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." Well, tell that to the guy who decided to take me out on a canoe for a romantic date. I spent more time trying not to tip over than enjoying any kind of motion, romantic or otherwise.
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I was at the beach the other day, and someone told me, "It's all about the motion of the ocean." Yeah, well, the ocean doesn't have to worry about getting seasick, okay? It's easy to talk about motion when you're not the one on a tiny boat bobbing up and down like a cork in a storm.
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They say, "Motion of the ocean," like it's some kind of profound wisdom. I tried using that line once, and let me tell you, it didn't go as planned. I got a look like, "Really? Because right now it feels more like the turbulence of a shaky airplane.
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I tried using the whole "motion of the ocean" thing in a relationship once. Let's just say, if that motion involves constant turbulence and a high likelihood of capsizing, I think I'll stick to dry land, thank you very much.
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You ever hear people say, "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean"? I mean, is that supposed to comfort me? Because last time I checked, I don't think a cruise ship is winning any speed races against a jetski.
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The other day, someone tried to impress me with their sailing knowledge, saying, "You know, it's not about the boat; it's about the motion of the ocean." I just nodded and thought, "Sure, let's see how poetic you get when we hit a big wave and you're clutching the rail like it's the last piece of pizza at a party.
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