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Why did Mother Superior start a music club? She wanted to hit the high notes of holiness!
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Why did Mother Superior go to art class? She wanted to draw closer to perfection!
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Did you hear about Mother Superior's bakery? It's called 'Heaven's Crumbs'!
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Why did Mother Superior excel in math? She knew how to divide heaven by seven days!
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Did you hear about Mother Superior's knitting circle? They're stitching prayers into every stitch!
The Real Sister Act
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Mother Superior said, I'm not your average nun. I thought, Oh great, we've got a Sister Act situation here. Is Whoopi Goldberg hiding in the choir, or are you the undercover disco queen of the convent?
Divine Cooking
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Mother Superior claims to make the best holy cookies. I tried one and thought, These cookies are so divine, even my diet is considering conversion.
Mother Superior
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You know, I recently met someone who claimed to be the Mother Superior. I thought, Wow, that's a pretty confident title. Is she in charge of a parenting cult or something?
Nun Sense
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I asked Mother Superior if she ever considered stand-up comedy. She said, Oh, honey, my life is already one big nun sense. No need for punchlines when you've got a ruler-wielding nun chasing you in your nightmares.
Confessions and Confusions
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I went to confession and told Mother Superior all my sins. She looked at me and said, Child, you need Jesus. I thought, Lady, that's why I'm here in the confession booth. Are you confusing this with a career counseling session?
Saintly Snacks
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Mother Superior is strict about snacks in the convent. No junk food allowed. I said, What about communion wafers? Those taste like cardboard. She replied, That's the point. Divine dieting – the holiest way to cut carbs.
Heavenly Wi-Fi
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Mother Superior told me she has a direct line to God. I said, That's impressive. I can't even get a stable Wi-Fi connection in my own living room, and you've got divine broadband?
Hallelujah House Rules
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I asked Mother Superior about the house rules. She said, We follow the Ten Commandments. I replied, I have trouble following my phone charger cable. Do you think God accepts USB-C as an eleventh commandment?
Holy Moly Discipline
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Mother Superior once told me, I believe in strict discipline. I said, Well, I once got a paper cut from a church bulletin. Is that the kind of discipline you're talking about, or is it more like holy waterboarding?
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