7 Jokes For Miriam

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Updated on: Dec 02 2024

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Miriam's favorite dance move? The microwave shuffle – one step forward and three minutes of standing still.
I asked Miriam if she's into fitness. She said, 'Yeah, fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
Miriam is so good at sleeping; she can do it with her eyes closed!
Miriam told me she's reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Miriam told me she's on a seafood diet. She sees food, and she eats it!
Miriam's cooking is so good, it's like a symphony in my mouth. Unfortunately, my taste buds are the only ones applauding.
Miriam's idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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