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The Overenthusiastic Toothpaste Squeezer
The struggle of squeezing the perfect amount of toothpaste without causing a minty explosion.
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I tried using the 'pea-sized amount' they recommend. My pea must have been on steroids because my sink now smells like a peppermint factory exploded in it.
The Conspiracy Theorist Dentist
Believing that the dental industry is in cahoots with the mint lobby.
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My dentist recommended I use minty toothpaste. I asked why, and they said it's for a fresh breath. I think it's because they secretly own stock in the mint industry. It's all about minty profits, my friends.
The Minty-Fresh Detective
Investigating the mysterious disappearance of breath mints.
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I set up a hidden camera to catch the mint thief. Turns out, it was just my roommate. Apparently, he mistook them for candy. Now I'm torn between being mad and impressed by his commitment to fresh breath.
The Mint Hater's Dilemma
Navigating a world that seems to be obsessed with mint-flavored everything.
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I ordered a drink at a bar, and they garnished it with a sprig of mint. I felt like I was drinking a mojito at a toothpaste factory. Can we cool it with the mint, people?
The Minty Romance Novelist
Balancing a love for romance novels with an aversion to minty kisses.
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I asked my partner if they could lay off the mints for a bit. They looked at me like I suggested we start a garlic farm in our living room. Apparently, fresh breath is non-negotiable in our relationship.
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