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What did the minion say when he found treasure? 'It's 'gold' me bananas!
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What did the minion do when the lights went out? He went bananas trying to find the 'switch'!
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Why did the minion bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
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What did the minion do when he broke the toy? He called the 'super-glue'!
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What did the minion do at the beach? He built a 'sand-castle'... out of bananas!
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Why did the minion bring a fan to the party? Because he wanted to 'blow away' his friends!
Minion Job Interview
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I tried conducting a job interview for a new minion the other day. Asked him about his strengths, weaknesses, and what he could bring to the team. Turns out, being yellow and speaking in banana language are not valid qualifications. Who knew?
Minion Translator
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I tried using a minion translator app to understand what they're saying. Turns out, it's just a bunch of gibberish mixed with demands for more bananas. Now I'm convinced they're plotting world domination one potassium-packed snack at a time.
Minion Fashion
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I caught my minion trying on my evil cloak the other day. I told him, That's not for you. It's tailor-made for world domination, not for your pint-sized evil schemes. Now he's walking around in a tiny, adorable cape.
Minion Language Barrier
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I tried teaching my minion a new language to expand our evil reach. Turns out, their linguistic abilities are limited to gibberish and giggles. So much for creating a legion of multilingual henchmen.
Minion Mayhem
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You ever notice how having a minion is like having a tiny employee with questionable loyalty? I asked mine for a raise, and he just stared at me with those big goggle eyes. I think I accidentally hired a tiny socialist.
Minion Mishaps
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My minion accidentally pressed the wrong button in my lair, and suddenly, my secret plans were broadcasted to the entire city. I thought, Well, if I can't rule the world, at least I can be famous on YouTube.
Minion Therapy
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I thought I'd be a responsible boss and sent my minion to therapy. Turns out, his biggest issue is that he feels underappreciated. I told the therapist, Doc, he gets more screen time than I do! Who's the real mastermind here?
Minion Team Building
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I attempted a team-building exercise with my minion. It involved trust falls. Let me tell you, when a three-foot-tall creature in overalls falls towards you, you don't feel a lot of trust. You feel a lot of panic.
Minion Rebellion
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My minion organized a rebellion against me. They demanded better working conditions, longer lunch breaks, and the right to wear pants. I had to put my foot down – or, in their case, my evil lair with the self-destruct button.
Minion Love Life
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My minion told me he had a crush on the neighbor's gnome. I said, That's not how evil masterminds find love! We're supposed to kidnap princesses or something. Now I'm dealing with the drama of a forbidden love between a minion and a ceramic lawn ornament.
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