5 Jokes For Minion

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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The Minion's Job Interview

Desperation to impress the evil boss
Imagine being a minion during a job interview and the boss asks, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Well, ideally not squashed under a giant anvil or accidentally setting off your doomsday device.

Minion Yoga Class

Trying to find inner peace while being inherently mischievous
You know you're in a minion yoga class when the instructor says, "Find your center," and everyone starts looking for the boss's secret lair.

Minion's Pet Peeves

Irritations with the daily grind of villainy
Minions hate Mondays too. It's not the start of the workweek; it's the day the boss unveils his latest world domination plan, and you're like, "Can we at least have coffee first?

Minion Family Reunion

Maintaining a balance between evil and family values
At a minion family reunion, they asked me to say grace. I said, "Dear Evil Overlords, thank you for this meal and please grant us the strength to resist the temptation to pull pranks during dessert.

Minion's Kitchen Mishaps

Balancing culinary skills with chaotic tendencies
I asked a minion for his secret recipe, and he said, "First, you take a cup of evil, then a teaspoon of mischief, and accidentally spill it all over the boss's favorite rug. Voila – chaos soufflé!

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