6+ Best One Liners mind your own business Jokes

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My neighbor asked me what I do for a living. I told him, 'I'm in the business of minding my own business.

I asked my friend how he stays out of trouble. He said, 'Simple, I mind my own business. Trouble can mind its own too!

My friend asked me if I knew all the neighborhood secrets. I said, 'Nope, I'm on a need-to-know basis, and I don't need to know!

I joined a 'Mind Your Own Beeswax' club. It's all the buzz in town, but we don't talk about it much.

I wanted to know the secret to a happy life. Then I realized, it's none of my business!

I asked my dog about the neighborhood gossip. He said, 'I don't know, I'm just here for the treats and belly rubs!

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