19 Middle Schools Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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Why did the middle school student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach the next level of education.
Why did the student bring a ladder to middle school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did the scarecrow become a great middle school teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the middle school chef become a teacher? Because he knew how to handle a whisk!
Why did the math book look sad in middle school? It had too many problems.
Why did the pencil go to middle school? To become sharp!
Why did the middle school student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
What's a middle schooler's favorite type of music? Alge-bra.
Why don't middle schoolers ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

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Remember middle school dances? It's where kids develop their first dance moves. And by dance moves, I mean that signature combo of stiff arms, shuffling feet, and panicked eye contact that screams, Help! I'm a lost penguin!

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Middle school lunch breaks were like the Hunger Games. You enter the cafeteria, eyeing your lunchbox like it's a lifeline, hoping to avoid being traded a perfectly good sandwich for half a bag of stale chips.

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Middle school gym class was an Olympic event in embarrassment. Dodgeball was basically a reminder that no matter how much you try, you can't dodge social humiliation.

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You know what's bizarre about middle school? The locker combinations. I'm convinced they were designed by someone who thought, Let's give these kids a taste of escape room challenges while carrying 50 pounds of textbooks.

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You know, middle schools are like a battleground for awkwardness. It's the only place where your voice can crack in class and you've got a 50/50 shot at being praised for your future operatic career or enduring the next three years as the soprano kid.

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Middle school crushes were the original emotional roller coasters. One minute you're on cloud nine because your crush said hi in the hallway, the next, you're plummeting to rock bottom because they accidentally bumped into you in the lunch line.

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The dress code in middle school was tougher than airport security. You'd get sent to the principal's office for a skirt length that was deemed an inch too short. It's like they wanted us to dress for a business meeting at age 13.

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Ah, middle school, where friendships were as volatile as chemistry experiments gone wrong. One day you're best friends forever, the next, you're both in detention for a silent staring contest during algebra.

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In middle school, group projects were basically an episode of Survivor. There's always that one kid who vanishes into the Bermuda Triangle of group work, only to emerge on presentation day like, What? We had homework?

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Middle school teachers deserve an award for keeping a straight face while attempting to decipher handwriting that looks like hieroglyphics and decoding messages that seem more cryptic than the Da Vinci Code.

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