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Cafeteria food in middle school was like a culinary adventure. Mystery meat Mondays, Taco Tuesdays that tasted more like disappointment, and don't even get me started on the elusive "What's in that casserole Wednesday." It was a gastronomic journey into the unknown.
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Middle school dances were the social Olympics. It was the only place where the boys and girls would engage in a dance-off, trying to impress each other with moves that looked like a mix between interpretive dance and a malfunctioning robot. Spoiler alert: no one ever won.
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Remember passing notes in class? Now, with smartphones, kids are just texting each other. Back in my day, we were like secret agents passing coded messages that only we and the teacher reading it aloud to the whole class could decipher.
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The gym class dodgeball tournaments were the Hunger Games of middle school. Everyone wanted to be Katniss, but most of us ended up feeling more like the sacrificial tribute. May the odds be ever in your favor, unless you're terrible at dodging.
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Group projects in middle school were the real test of your diplomacy skills. Trying to divide the workload was like negotiating a peace treaty between warring nations. And the person who did the least work was always the one with the most excuses.
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Middle school science experiments were basically a lesson in controlled chaos. Mixing vinegar and baking soda was like playing mad scientist, and you were just praying that your volcano eruption wouldn't end up on the teacher's shoes.
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Middle school crushes were like the stock market - constantly fluctuating, and you had no idea if you were going to strike it rich or end up bankrupt in the romance department. Ah, the sweet smell of awkward teenage hormones.
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The P.E. class uniform in middle school was basically a neon-colored fashion crisis. If highlighter yellow and electric blue were a fashion statement, then consider me the trendsetter of my time. I was a walking highlighter set.
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Graduating from middle school felt like winning an Oscar for surviving the most dramatic performance of your life. You'd walk across that stage, thinking, "I'd like to thank my parents, Google, and my lucky pencil for getting me through." Middle school, you were a rollercoaster, but hey, at least the ride had a diploma at the end!
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