7 Jokes For Microwave

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Updated on: May 06 2025

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My microwave is so advanced, it can time travel. Well, at least it can make last night's dinner taste like it's from the past!
I told my microwave a joke, but it didn't laugh. It just kept on rotating, as if it didn't find it 'heating' enough!
My microwave is always supportive. It never judges me for having seconds!
My microwave has a great singing voice. It always hits the 'high notes' when it beeps!
My microwave is the only one who truly understands my need for instant gratification!
My microwave and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when it cooks my food, and it hates me when I forget it for hours!
My microwave and I have a lot in common. We both make strange noises, emit weird smells, but at least one of us can cook!

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